just because i hate me doesnt mean you can
date you? i thought you said ‘cremate you’ hahaah what a hilarious misunderstanding. *pile of ashes does not respond*
Exorcizamus te, omnis immundus spiritus, omnis satanica potestas, omnis incursio infernalis adversarii, omnis legio, omnis congregatio et secta diabolica, in nomine et virtute Domini Nostri Jesu Christi, eradicare et effugare a Dei Ecclesia, ab animabus ad imaginem Dei conditis ac pretioso divini Agni sanguine redemptis.
Lol get off my blog you crazy demons.
pro tip: glue a tiny mirror over your drivers license photo so when you hand it to the police they will get confused and arrest themselves instead
do u ever form emotional attachments to tabs u have had open for a long time
everyone who reblogs this will get gordon ramsay in their inbox
if you don’t keep your promise i swear to god
i reblogged it less than an hour ago hOW THE FUCK DID YOU MANAGE THAT
already at 70000 notes? Doubt you will follow through this far after its started.
I POSTED THAT 30 FUCKING SECONDS AGO
i cant believe youre still human
for every person who reblogs this
i will message you the word donut
i want to see you cry as your fingers bleed from copy-pasting ‘donut’ into 365 askboxes
i didn’t expect tumblr user brookeeverdeen to keep the promise props well done
If this doesn’t happen I’m killing you.
pls dont hurt me
oh we will
EVERY SINGLE ONE